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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
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"A big dick isn’t worth anything without a set of...
Preach it sista :)
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Him: Girls aren’t supposed to like porn. Me: I do. Him: I know, that why your special. So sweet :) 
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Ughhhhh ! WHY ARE GUYS SO FUCKING HORNY ALL THE...
I literally am talking about how I am going to school be become a phlebotomist.  (dealing with blood) and the conversation was going GREAT! Until this nigga goes: Him: Oh, yous a freaky girl! ;) Me: No? how? You’re just trying to make it freaky. Him: No you like blood, and I don’t, so that makes you a freaky girl ;) Me: Kay.  FACEPALM. NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE ! Jesus…...
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7hensaclucking: i give ten shits about everyone but no one gives two shits about me
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Reblog if you've been told you have nice boobs.
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