How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
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I literally am talking about how I am going to school be become a phlebotomist. (dealing with blood) and the conversation was going GREAT! Until this nigga goes: Him: Oh, yous a freaky girl! ;) Me: No? how? You’re just trying to make it freaky. Him: No you like blood, and I don’t, so that makes you a freaky girl ;) Me: Kay. FACEPALM. NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE ! Jesus…...
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